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    "Close Escape" Lyrics


    That was a close escape, have to get a new hobby to relate
    Something less conspicuous, won't take up too much time
    something less energetic, for what I've got in mind
    I won't be too persistant 'cos I'm not that way inclined
    See, that's the one for me
    Look under "Collins" see if she's free
    Sweaty fingers find 5p 4151683
    Hello Miss Collins you'll not know me
    I'm in the undies buisness, see?
    Please please can you tell me the size
    How far from the knee?

    Oh dear dear, me luck is running thin
    I'll take another name I might have a win
    What? 2 more points? I hope no one fills it in

    See, that's the one for me. Look under "Dickens" CFG
    See if she'll speak to me. Hand's get shakey eye's can't see
    Having trouble find 5p 2171983
    Hello Miss Dickens you'll not know me
    I'm in the undies buisness, see?

    Feel more relaxed now here we go again
    Hoi! No temporaries I've heard most take me in

    Oh dear dear me, that is the one it fits
    So please please can you tell me
    The textured fit feels good to me
    In the naked mood, try to grin and bear with me
    Please don't think me rude, I only hear don't want to see

    See, that's the one for me. That was quick, too quick for me
    Of that I can see, wash me laundry oh bugger me!
    Sugar or milk with your tea? No I couldn't, well I'll see
    What's your hobby?
    Just the same as me, see you soon for tea

    I'll give it one last chance I think you'll all agree
    I'm getting nowhere here, on my last 5p
    I'm sick of waiting for ages nothing interests me
    I'll ring another number, make sure it's a she
    Here we go again, I'll give it 3rd degree
    No hard feelings oh yes I'm sure you'll all agree
    I'll take another name I might have a win
    This song was last modified on October 18th, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC.
    Written by Cathal Joseph Smyth, Christopher Foreman, Christopher John Foreman, Daniel Mark Woodgate, Graham Mcpherson, Lee Thompson, Lee Jay Thompson, Mark William Bedford, Michael Barson.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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