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    "Where Did We Go Right?" Lyrics

    Matthew Broderick

    {Look at these reviews
    A satiric masterpiece
    No way out
    A surprise smash!
    No way out
    It was shocking, outrageous, insulting
    And I loved every minute of it!
    No way out}

    How could this happen?
    The show was lousy and long, we did everything wrong
    Where did we go right?

    Christmas came early to Broadway this year
    And guess who they stuffed in our stocking? Adolf Hitler!
    It was so crass and so crude even Goebbels would've booed
    Where did we go right?

    Last night a star was born on Broadway the lovely Miss Ulla
    Inga Hansen Bensen Yonsen Tallen-Hallen Svaden-Svanson
    We predict that her name will soon be up in lights
    If they can find enough bulbs

    We searched Broadway on and off
    For singers with a cough
    We had tryouts and auditions by the score
    And to trip the light fantastic
    We picked dancers who were spastic
    If anyone jetted, we jetted them out the door

    They shouted hooray for that sausage on display

    Where did we go right?
    Our leading man was so gay he nearly flew away
    Where did we go right?
    A show so easy to despise
    Now it's up for the Pulitzer prize
    Oh, where, oh, where, tell us
    Where did we go right?

    The best new music of the decade!
    Max Bialystock is a theatrical genius!
    Now they like me

    Oh, we knew we couldn't lose
    Half the audience were Jews
    It's the end of our careers
    It'll run for twenty years
    Tell us where did we go right?
    This song was submitted on July 10th, 2015 and last modified on October 18th, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © Warner/chappell Music, Inc..
    Written by Mel Brooks.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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