"Eddy Cheese" Lyrics

Yehehehe...

Well! I know a guy by the name of Edward Cheese
Conqueror of the lands and of the seas
Saviour of the whales and of the trees
Everybody get down on your knees

Go Eddy
Come on Eddy
Ready steady Eddy
Go Eddy go Eddy go!

Now he is quicker than a bullet faster than a laser
Wiser than the owl sharper than a razor
You will never catch him in a blazer
Mein Gott! Es ist Edvard Kaise!

Go Eddy
Come on Eddy
Ready steady Eddy
Go Eddy go Eddy go!

(solo)

Now there is no cheese today coz Eddy's gone away
No cheese today coz Eddy's gone away
No cheese today coz Eddy's gone away
No cheese today coz Eddy's gone away, Wow! (Edward Cheese!)

Now when danger and evil are at large
Don't worry, Eddy will take charge
In the shadow of gloom and sabotage
Sacre bleu! C'est Monsieur Fromage!

Go Eddy
Come on Eddy
Ready steady Eddy
Go Eddy go Eddy go!

Go Eddy
Come on Eddy
Ready steady Eddy
Go Eddy go Eddy go!