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    "Women Lose Weight" Lyrics

    Morcheeba feat. Slick Rick

    Album:
    track 9
    Charango [2002]
    track 12 on disc 3
    Works [2007]
    track 9 on disc 2
    Trigger Hippie: Very Best Of Morcheeba [2011]
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    What a surprise
    Open your eyes
    Woman advisor

    The name of this entertainement is
    Women lose weight
    Our first years of mariage everything was just great
    But after two kids
    And a weight gain factor
    The fact is
    Now she's completely unattractive
    Look fat chicks
    I don't mean to sound rude
    I tell her nice hit the gym
    And don't eat so much food
    But no

    Your shallow
    You need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth

    But how if desires is not there
    That's just a lamon
    Divorces, child support alamony payments
    My unhappiness i doubt discourage
    So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
    Meanwhile my secretary june well groomed
    When you gonna leave your wife
    I tell her soon mommy soon i assume
    Or my destiny is blue
    Intrest only
    The only thing left for me to do is to kill her

    What a surprise
    Open your eyes
    Woman advisor

    I'm gonna have to kill her

    Cause there's lots which imposes divorces

    Send her ass right to the morgue

    Kill her

    What a surprise
    Open your eyes
    Woman advisor

    I'm gonna have to kill her

    Cause there's lots which imposes divorces

    Send her ass right to the morgue

    My place against all shanagans
    Kinda rammed in
    Knowin' nothing about poison
    And i can't swim
    Bad intentions pumpin
    Might as well become a nun
    Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
    What the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this
    Who could i get to help me murder this fat chick
    Guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday
    The day she usually goes food shopping
    Anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler
    Sent her clean over the divider
    "You bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill
    I thought "she has to be dead"
    Later on get a call
    (from a) Lieutenant Morgue
    (had me) leapin like a frog
    We need you at the morgue
    So i selfishly persued
    "boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her

    What a surprise
    Open your eyes
    Woman advisor

    C'mon ya'll know i had to kill her

    'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces

    Send her ass right to the morgue
    Kill her

    What a surprise
    Open your eyes
    Woman advisor

    I had to kill her

    'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces

    Send her ass right to the morgue

    So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run
    No sir we don't have no clues right now
    This is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids?
    Pull yourself together sir
    I'm so broken up inside i just can't believe this
    I understand, I understand
    Catch the person who did this
    We're gonna try sir
    Please

    Screamin "who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot
    At the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it
    Like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring
    "I heard he was displeased with her weight gain"
    While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook
    All she does is order from restaurants
    All of the sex she wants
    I doubt could have dressed, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and
    Talkin to detectives that was waitin outside
    How i took a long lunch break day the wife died
    I done then turned pail
    And because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail
    Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent
    Moral of the story is
    Desire is important
    So watch your weight
    It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given
    Though looking back i realised i didn't have to kill her

    What a surprise
    Open your eyes
    Woman advisor

    I didn't have to kill her

    'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces

    Send her ass right to the morgue
    I killed her

    What a surprise
    Open your eyes
    Woman advisor

    I didn't have to kill her

    'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces

    Send her ass right to the morgue

    Well there you have it
    Keep thin trim
    Keep your mariage healthy
    Do you know what i mean?
    Small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler

    Peace
    This song was last modified on November 23rd, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group.
    Written by Paul Corfield Godfrey, Ricky M. L. Walters, Ross Charles Godfrey, Skye Edwards.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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