welcome to the real world
i hope you'll have some fun
they will be triumpf and tradgedy until your days are done
so brace yourself and pace yourself
try not to discrace yourself
because a big fat terd looks like a pearl
here in the real world
well jump right in, dive head first
aim for the best be prepared for the worst
because this is your life live it right once
because you can't live it twice
now, everyday things might change,
the normal life will be quiet strange
so let me give you some of the facts
life is stress so try to relax
its to short to be depressed
when im down i must confess
i sing, at the top of my lungs
it makes me feel so good
welcome to the real world
i hope you'll have some fun
there will be triumpf and tradgedy until your days are done
so brace yourself and pace yourself
try not to discrace yourself
because a big fat terd looks like a pearl
here in the real world
well you know that l-i-f-e
is a very special thing to me
because i love mine and i love my mom
i love my sister and i love my cat
i love how songs don't have to rhyme
i can change the tempo in the drop of a dime and say
hippity hoppity flippity floppity hardy hardy who
polly wolly noggin hoochy coochy coochy coochy coo
and say supercalifradgilisticespialisticky
oh lord halilujah raise your hands and say it with me
sing, halilujah halilujah ima live life like i want to
and you cant stop me,
no you will never stop me cause im on my way to the top
heck thats right baby, come and sing it now.
welcome to the real world
i hope you'll have some fun
there will be triumpf and tradgedy until your days are done
so brace yourself and pace yourself
try not to discrace yourself
because a big fat terd looks like a pearl
here in the real world
l i f e love is free everyday
i hope you'll have some fun
they will be triumpf and tradgedy until your days are done
so brace yourself and pace yourself
try not to discrace yourself
because a big fat terd looks like a pearl
here in the real world
well jump right in, dive head first
aim for the best be prepared for the worst
because this is your life live it right once
because you can't live it twice
now, everyday things might change,
the normal life will be quiet strange
so let me give you some of the facts
life is stress so try to relax
its to short to be depressed
when im down i must confess
i sing, at the top of my lungs
it makes me feel so good
welcome to the real world
i hope you'll have some fun
there will be triumpf and tradgedy until your days are done
so brace yourself and pace yourself
try not to discrace yourself
because a big fat terd looks like a pearl
here in the real world
well you know that l-i-f-e
is a very special thing to me
because i love mine and i love my mom
i love my sister and i love my cat
i love how songs don't have to rhyme
i can change the tempo in the drop of a dime and say
hippity hoppity flippity floppity hardy hardy who
polly wolly noggin hoochy coochy coochy coochy coo
and say supercalifradgilisticespialisticky
oh lord halilujah raise your hands and say it with me
sing, halilujah halilujah ima live life like i want to
and you cant stop me,
no you will never stop me cause im on my way to the top
heck thats right baby, come and sing it now.
welcome to the real world
i hope you'll have some fun
there will be triumpf and tradgedy until your days are done
so brace yourself and pace yourself
try not to discrace yourself
because a big fat terd looks like a pearl
here in the real world
l i f e love is free everyday
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