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    "Don't ask me" Lyrics

    Nik Kershaw

    Mr. K comes out to play
    Inquisitive as ever
    He'd like to know a bunch of things
    He thinks you're pretty clever
    The height of Cyd Charisse
    The probability of chance
    The capital of Turkey
    And the president of France

    Don't ask me, got no genius to mention
    And I just don't know what to do, what to do

    Don't ask me, I'm the father of invention
    And you'll never know what is true, what is true

    The origin of species
    The date of Waterloo
    Oppenheimer's shoe size
    And the latitude of Timbuktu
    The square root of thrity-eight
    Why they call he-goats billy
    The weight of Colonel Sanders
    And the whereabouts of Chile


    Before you go on may I make a suggestion
    To get to the truth,
    You must first know the question

    (Chorus to end)
    This song was submitted on February 17th, 2006 and last modified on November 23rd, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © EMI Music Publishing, Peermusic Publishing, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc..
    Written by Chas Jankel, Ian Dury.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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