"The Website Is Under Construction" Lyrics

The website is under construction
The website is under construction
But there's no need to worry
We've just been in Jersey recording an album for you
So have no fears and dry those tears, it's hammer time today
Say hammer go hammer mc hammer go hammer and the rest can go and play
And when we return, we can have a keane time
Here's a song in the meantime to hold you overboard

[Spoken:
Actually, Overboard is a movie that came out in 1987
featuring Kurt Russel and Goldie Hawn.
It... was a good one.]

And when we return, we can fight the bad guys
Concern ourselves with Lindsay Lohan's life
And first we'll find the cure for cancer
Then maybe we'll find the answer for the question that's on everybody's mind
For the question that's on everybody's mind
Where the hell is Coolio tonight?
Where the hell is Coolio tonight?
Had a few hits back in '96 then he dropped off the end of the earth
I love you Mr. Coolio
For everything it's worth
I've been watching re-runs of Full House and Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
But I wrote this song to remind you we're still here
And that we still care
In the meantime you can bump this chair
And if you're making eggs use a non-stick spray pan
Getting fatter day by day
Losing breath but that's okay
For a lowdown geez that's crazy
We Put Out is a label that pays me
I wrote this song to let you know
I wrote this song to let you know
The website is under construction (oh no)
The website is under construction (oh no no)
The website is under construction (oh no)
The website is under construction
And friend us on MySpace
And where the hell is Coolio tonight?