"Kewpie Doll" Lyrics

Well, I took my baby to the carnival
An' I heard that barker yell
(Hey, hey)
"Come on an' win yourself a purdy, Kewpie Doll
All you gotta do is ring the bell"

Well, I swung the hammer just as hard as I could
An' you should have heard the wild applause
(Hooray)
Ah, when 'Bong' went the bell and the man said
"Well, I guess the Kewpie Doll is yours"
(Yeah, yeah)

I said, "Gimmie a doggie or a teddy bear
Or a high schoo banner for my wall
'Cause I got me a real live Kewpie Doll
An' she's the cutest one of them all"

Kew, Kew, kewpie doll, Kew, Kew, Kewpie Doll
Kew, Kew, kewpie doll, Kew, Kew, Kewpie Doll

Ah, then, we walked down the midway
'Till we saw a crowd an' the man said "Try your skill
Five shots for a quarter, make a duck hit the water
An' give your little baby a thrill"

Oh, well, my baby smiled an' she kissed me once
An' I felt I was nine feet tall
Oh, five shots crashed and the five ducks splashed
An' the man gave me a Kewpie Doll

I said, "Gimmie a doggie or a teddy bear
Or a high school banner for my wall
'Cause I got me a real live Kewpie Doll
An' she's the cutest one of them all"

Kew, Kew, Kewpie Doll, Kew, Kew, Kewpie Doll
Kew, Kew, Kewpie Doll, Kew, Kew, Kewpie Doll

Ah then, my baby said, "Honey, let me try my luck
An' knock the milk bottles off the shelf"
You should have seen this chick, she was a dead-eye dick
Hey, I couldn't do it better myself

An' then my face got red and my chest swelled up
An' my eyes bugged outta my head
'Cause when the prize turned out to be a Kewpie Doll
Ah, this is what my baby said, she said

I said, "Gimmie a doggie or a teddy bear
Or a high school banner for my wall
'Cause I got me a real live Kewpie Doll
An' he's the cutest one of them all"

I said, "She's the cutest one of them all"
(Kew, Kew, Kewpie Doll )
An' she's the cutest one of them all
(Kew, Kew, Kewpie Doll )
An' she's the cutest one of them all