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    "The Quest" Lyrics

    Phunk Junkeez

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    Just a minute ladies and gentlemen I think something is happening
    The planet earth is the third outermost planet of nine
    planets orbiting the single sun

    A long time ago in a far away galaxy
    Alien dope fiends ran out of their weed
    They built a ship with a cannabis radar
    And before they left they pulled troops with Darth Vader
    Who told them of a planet where the dank shit grows
    And hydroponics is a science that everyone knows
    So they set out on a mission to a planet called earth
    On a never ending quest to get their herb

    They're on a never ending quest to get high
    They're on a never ending quest to get high
    It's a weed war and somebody's gonna die

    Abductees on TV told me in secrecy
    About a government conspiracy
    To snatch all of our crops to keep the cops paid
    Pot for technology the deal has been made
    And uncle Sam is behind the scam
    He's slinging sacks behind our backs
    Raising the tax to the max
    I hear he's getting stoned with the sleep stacks
    Renegade pot smokers get united
    UFO's and earth feelers have been sighted
    So people don't trip and cause mass hysteria
    There's a skunky phunky smell in the Roswell
    Area 51 ships have landed they've been commanded
    To take the herbs that we have planted
    You know they didn't count on a counter attack
    And I never leave home without a fat sack
    So I grab my nine gram bag of kind
    A lighter and some papers it was all I could find
    Ran to headquarters grabbed a big ol'glass
    With the intentions of smoking some alien grass

    We're on a never ending quest to get high
    A never ending quest to get high
    We're on a never ending quest to get high
    Circles in my crop that shit got to stop

    We're on a never ending quest to get high
    A never ending quest to get high
    We're on a never ending quest to get high
    Circles in my crop that shit got to stop

    So we pulled up to the gates of the alien camp
    We come all alone with some home grown hemp
    Fighting for the right of mans kind
    We can out smoke you earthlings anytime
    Shoot you wanna battle
    Let's get it on me and you one on one bong for bong
    I said hey great I hope your vegetarian
    Cause botashous dank is what I'm carrying
    He replied hmmm this shits all right
    And he broke out with some space phlavored kryptonite
    So I broke off a chunk of that cosmic phunk
    And I shattered the glass like a Shaq fu dunk
    It's my turn so I reached in my sack
    To pack a fat bowl to make this brain react
    Pulled a switch with some ditch dirt weed sticks oregano
    and some bird seed
    He started choking smoke was shooting out his gills
    When he drank the bong water oh he gave me chills
    I mean he fell on the ground and started throwing up
    His eyes went cross eyed his head was blowing up
    His brain exploded this shit was fried
    That was the last of the never ending quest to get high

    Were on a never ending quest to get high
    It's a weed war and the aliens just died
    This song was submitted on December 7th, 2013 and last modified on October 18th, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group.
    Written by Byron M Byrd.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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