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    "Crazy Eddie's Last Hurrah" Lyrics

    Reckless Kelly

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    (Willy Braun)

    (All right, kids, uh, I don't really know
    what you guys are going to think of this.
    It's, umm, maybe a bit. OFF THE WALL, uhh?
    Fictional. So. uh, you may not like it,
    but you'll find it amusing, at... at least.)

    Well, it sure didn't take too long
    I woke up this morning she was gone
    And the note that she wrote didn't say "Dear John"
    It said, "Goodbye, sucker, I'm gone."

    She was a home-grown mountain girl
    Raised in a different world
    I was a wanna-be rocker, she was more into Merle
    And I couldn't see it just wouldn't work.

    And now I'm double fisting longnecks
    And grapefruit and Stoli
    But I'm never getting over Joelie.

    Well, I poured myself in my car
    I drove it on down to the bar
    But they wouldn't let me in 'cause I ain't a movie star
    So I went to the Horseshoe on Lamar.

    The bouncer threw me out at two
    And I didn't know what to do
    So I picked up the phone and I called, guess who?
    But the call block wouldn't let me through.

    And now I'm wishing for some drugs
    Or a shrink to console me
    But I'm never gettin' over Joelie.

    Well, I gathered up all my guns
    And a pipe bomb just for fun
    And I drove to her house and parked on the lawn
    She's right, I always was a crazy one.

    Well, her boyfriend was sure nice to me
    He said, "Calm down, would you like a drink?"
    And then I shot him full of holes from his nose to his knees
    And I polished off my little sweet pea.

    And I'm crying on me knees
    Feeling dirty and unholy
    But I'm never getting over Joelie.

    Now I'll probably get life
    And serve at least forty
    But I'm never getting over Joelie...
    This song was submitted on September 18th, 2006 and last modified on October 18th, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © BMG RIGHTS MANAGEMENT US, LLC.
    Written by Braun.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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