"Keystone Man" Lyrics

I want to make love to the Keystone Man!
Ordering a Texas weiner...

I want to make love to the Keystone Man!
Erik had to take a piss in the bathroom.

I want to make love to the Keystone Man!
My Texas weiner's really saucey.

I want to make love to the Keystone Man!
Here come a wherewolf and his girlfriend.

I want to make love to the Keystone Man!
Ten weiners for ten dollars!

I want to make love to the Keystone Man!
Jim Thomas is next door.

I want to make love to the Keystone Man!
The Keystone Man is Mike Gianocopolis.

Want to make love to the Keystone Man! Ah! Ah!