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    Relient K / Lyrics

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    "College Kids" Lyrics

    Relient K

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    Genre:Alternative, Christian, Pop, Punk, Rock
    Duration:00:03:28
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    Someone, please save us, us college kids.
    What my parents told me, is what I did
    They said, go to school and, be a college kid
    But, in the end, I questioned why I did

    I'm poor, I'm starving, I'm flat broke, I've got no cash to spend
    Sell all my books to front row tickets to Dave Matthews Band
    My girlfriend's at another school, I know this year will test her
    I called, found out she had 3 other boyfriends last semester

    And that's why I say, "Oh, no"
    Not for me, not for me
    Call it torture, call it u-ni-ver-sity
    Nooo!!
    Arts and Crafts is all I need
    I'll take calligraphy and then I'll make a fake degree

    80 grand later, I found out that all that I had learned
    Is that you should show up to take your finals and your mid-terms
    The party scene is kinda mean, I think it's sick and twisted
    The navy showed up at my door, they claimed that I enlisted

    And that's why I say, "Oh, no"
    Not for me, not for me
    Call it torture, call it u-ni-ver-sity
    Nooo!!
    Arts and Crafts is all I need
    I'll take calligraphy and then I'll make a fake degree

    Don't get excited, she'll say no without a doubt you see
    And I've decided college girls just won't go out with me
    They make me nervous and they always catch me off my guard
    Like cell phone service, I drop out cuz' college is too hard

    It's time to call my father
    Cuz' its his alma mater
    Good grades aren't what they seem
    I think he knows the Dean

    It's time to call my father
    Cuz' its his alma mater
    He says he's proud of me
    But college always was his dream
    And I would always say "It's not for me"

    "Oh, no"
    Not for me, not for me
    Call it torture, call it u-ni-ver-sity
    Nooo!!
    Arts and Crafts is all I need
    I'll take calligraphy and then I'll make a fake degree

    Someone, please save us, us college kids
    What my parents told me, is what I did
    They said, go to school and, be a college kid
    But, in the end, I questioned why I did

    Do what will make you happy
    Do what you feel is right
    Only but one thing matters
    Learn how to live your life

    Do what will make God happy
    Do what you feel is right
    Only but one thing matters
    Learn how to live your life
    This song was last modified on November 28th, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group.
    Written by Matthew Thiessen.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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