"Where I The Hell Did You Go With My Toothbrush" Lyrics

Where In The Hell Did You Go With My Toothbrush?

You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me.
You didn't even leave a towel so I could dry my face
You didn't even leave a plate for me to eat on
But you left all my empty beer cans all over the place

You didn't leave my precious black and white TV set
You took the Jimmy Hendricks poster that was on my door
You left with my very best friend, our dog Smokey
But I found all the unpaid bills on the kitchen floor.

And where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush?
And where in the hell did you happen to spent last night?

You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me.
And you didn't even tell me they was turning off the lights.
(Guitar solo)
You didn't leave my little, five dollar, alarm clock
You didn't even leave a note I guess it's all been said.
You didn't even leave the cushions for the sofa,
And now that I'm used to the couch you left the bed.

And where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush?
And where in the hell have you been for the last three days?

You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me.
And you didn't stick around to see the teardrops on my face.