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    "The Perfect Bathroom Trip Plan Song" Lyrics

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    We live in a world full of dirty things
    Dirty doornobs and ATM machines
    Dirty cooks sneezing on my chicken wings
    So much dirty disease, we can't keep our hands clean

    Public restrooms are our main concern
    Where the walls are painted with strangers' germs
    If they scribble on the wall
    Of a bathroom stall
    Do you honestly think
    They wash their hands after touching their-

    All I'm making is a simple suggestion
    To have an exit plan next time you enter a restroom
    I'm not concerned with your particular reason
    Be it OCD, or just the upcomming cold and flu season
    Listen here

    Do your business,
    Zip up and then dispense this
    Little bit of paper towel but wait,
    Turn on the tap, apply some soap,
    Lather up, rinse, don't stop the flow,
    First grab that paper towel you saved
    Use it as a barrier
    When touching the faucet area
    Then get more paper towels for your hands,
    Dry with it, then retain it,
    For the doornob may be tainted
    As you exit, toss it off the wall into the trash can,
    It's the perfect bathroom trip plan
    It's the perfect bathroom plan (It's perfect)

    Do your business,
    Zip up and then dispense this
    Little bit of paper towel but wait,
    Turn on the tap, apply some soap,
    Lather up, rinse, don't stop the flow
    First grab that paper towel you saved,
    Use it as a barrier
    When touching the faucet area
    Then get more paper towels for your hands
    Dry with it, then retain it,
    For the doornob may be tainted
    As you exit, toss it off the wall into the trash can
    It's the perfect bathroom trip plan
    It's the perfect bathroom plan (It's perfect)

    It's the perfect bathroom trip
    This song was submitted on September 22nd, 2012.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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