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    "Me And My Monkey" Lyrics

    Robbie Williams

    There was me and my monkey
    And with his dungarees and roller blades
    smoking filter tips
    Reclining in the passenger seat of my
    super-charged jet black Chevrolet
    He had the soft-top down he liked the wind in his face
    He said 'Son you ever been to Vegas?' I said 'No'
    He said 'That's where we're gonna go you need a
    change of pace'
    And we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels
    and the neon signs
    He said 'I left my wallet in El Segondo' and

    proceeded to take two grand of mine
    We made tracks to The Mandalay Bay Hotel
    Asked the bell boy if he'd take me and my
    monkey as well?
    He looked in the passenger seat of my car and
    with a smile he said
    'If your monkey's got that kind of money sir,
    then we've got a monkey bed!'

    Me and my monkey
    With a dream and a gun
    I'm hoping my monkey don't point that gun at anyone
    Me and my monkey
    Like Butch and the Sundance Kid
    Trying to understand why he did what he did
    Why he did what he did

    We got the elevator, I hit the 33rd floor

    We had a room up top with the panoramic views
    like nothing you'd ever seen before
    He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke
    He ran his little monkey fingers through yellow pages
    Called up some escort services and dialled
    some okey doke
    Forty minutes later there came a knock at the door
    In walked this big bad ass baboon into my bedroom
    with three monkey whores
    'Hi! My name is Sunshine - these are my girls
    Lace my palm with silver baby and oh yeah
    they're gonna rock your world'
    So I watched pay-per-view and polished my
    shoes and my gun
    Was diggin' old Kurt Cobain singing 'bout lithium
    There came a knock at the door and in
    walked Sunshine
    'What's up? You'd better get your ass in here boy,

    your monkey's having too much of a good time!'

    Me and my monkey
    Drove in search of the sun
    I'm hopin' my monkey
    Don't point that gun at anyone
    Me and my monkey
    Like Billy The Kid
    Trying to understand why he did what he did
    Why he did what he did

    Got tickets to see Sheena Easton,
    the monkey was high
    Said it was a burning ambition of his to see her
    before he died
    We left before encores, he couldn't sit still
    Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill
    We went to play black-jack, kept hitting twenty three
    Couldn't help but notice this Mexican just
    staring at me
    Or was it my monkey? I couldn't be sure
    It's not like you'd never seen a monkey in
    rollerblades and dungarees before
    Now don't test my patience 'cause we're not
    about to run
    That's a bad ass monkey boy and he's packin' a gun
    'My name is Rodriguez', he says with death in his eye
    'I've been chasing you for a long time amigos and
    now your monkey's gonna die!'

    Me and my monkey
    Drove in search of the sun
    Now, me and my monkey
    We don't wanna kill no Mexican
    But we got ten itchy fingers, one thing to declare
    When the monkey is high
    You do not stare, you do not stare
    You do not stare

    Looks like we got ourselves a Mexican
    stand-off here boy
    And I ain't about to run
    Put your gun down boy
    How did I get mixed up with this fuckin' monkey anyhow
    This song was last modified on November 24th, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group.
    Written by Guy Chambers, Robert Peter Williams.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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