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    Rosie O'Donnell / Lyrics

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    "Merry Christmas From The Family" Lyrics

    Rosie O'Donnell feat. Dixie Chicks

    Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
    at our Christmas party
    We were drinkin champagne punch and home-made eggnog
    little sister brought her new boyfriend
    He was a mexican
    we didn't know what to think of him
    'till he sang "Feliz Navidad"
    Feliz Navidad

    Brother Ken brought his kids with him
    the three from his first wife Lynn
    and the two identical twins from his second wife Mary-Nell

    Of course he brought his new wife Kay
    she talks all about AA
    chainsmokin' while the stereo plays
    noel noel, the first noel

    Carve the turkey, turn the ballgame on
    mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
    send somebody to the QuicPac store
    we need some ice and an extension cord
    a can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
    a box of tampons and some Marlboro lights
    Hallelujah everybody say cheese
    Merry Christmas from the family

    fran and rita drove from harlejin
    i can't remember how i'm kin to them
    but when they tried to plug their motor home in,

    they blew our xmas lights
    cousin david knew just what went wrong
    so we all waited out on our front lawn
    he threw the breaker
    and the lights came on
    and we sang silent light, o silent night

    carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
    mix bloody marys cuz we all want one
    send somebody to the Stop N' Go
    we need some celery and a can of fake snow
    a bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
    a box of tampons and some Salem lights
    Hallelujah everybody say cheese
    Merry Christmas from the family

    Feliz Navidad
    This song was submitted on December 19th, 2013 and last modified on October 18th, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © BMG RIGHTS MANAGEMENT US, LLC.
    Written by Robert Earl Jr Keen.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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