[Intro: Spoken]
We only get one shot upon this green Earth and the only thing you'll get to be, is you. And there's people who won't like ya 'cause of how you feel inside ya. It's sad to think about it, but it's true. But you have to do the things that make ya happy, you have to be what you were born to be (that's right). So this one's for the fellas who's been asking themselves questions, maybe I could answer them for you
[Verse]
If you wanna fuck a fella, just go out and fuck a fella
There's a million fuckin' fellas you could choose
And if a fella says "hey fella, you should not be fuckin' fellas"
Maybe he should go and fuck a fella too
Cause the world is full of fellas, who will try to put you down
All you have to do is hold your head up high and stand your ground
No reason to retaliate, no reason to despise
Cause he hates himself enough when he's jerking off to guys
If you wanna fuck a fella, throw away your old umbrella
Cause it's raining fuckin' fellas from the sky
And if you're looking for a reason, call it fella fuckin' season
And get off your seat and go and fuck a guy
You've googled all the shemales, while your missus was asleep
And now it's time to muster up the spunk and take a leap
Starting with a sissy boy, who's got a girly bum
Before you know it, you'll be fucking truckers by the ton
If you wanna fuck a fella, you can do it acapella
But it's better when you do it with a song
Cause it's time to fuck a fella, we can do it all together
If you wanna fuck a fella, sing along
Cause the world is full of fellas, who are dying for a fuck
All you have to do is open up your door and take a look
There's fellas in the ocean, there's fellas in the sky
And some of 'em are gunning for a bumming from a guy
If you're scared to fuck a fella, don't be nervous, don't be yella
Simply fuck a fella standing by your side
Turn around and give a wink, maybe offer him a drink
Take him home and swallow all your pride
Don't knock it 'til you try it, is what grandpa used to say
And sure enough he used to fuck a fella every day
And Jesus Christ in heaven, even said it with a prayer
Well blessed be the fella fuckin' fellas everywhere
If you wanna fuck a fella, just go out and fuck a fella
There's a million fuckin' fellas you could choose
Fuck a butcher, fuck a baker, fuck a candelabra maker
Fuck a Black, a White, a Chinaman or Jew
Fuck a tinker, fuck a tailor, fuck an aerosol inhaler
Fuck a dracula, an actor or a cook
Fuck a genie, fuck Mussolini in a polka dot bikini
Cause if you're both con-sen-ting no one gives a fuck
We only get one shot upon this green Earth and the only thing you'll get to be, is you. And there's people who won't like ya 'cause of how you feel inside ya. It's sad to think about it, but it's true. But you have to do the things that make ya happy, you have to be what you were born to be (that's right). So this one's for the fellas who's been asking themselves questions, maybe I could answer them for you
[Verse]
If you wanna fuck a fella, just go out and fuck a fella
There's a million fuckin' fellas you could choose
And if a fella says "hey fella, you should not be fuckin' fellas"
Maybe he should go and fuck a fella too
Cause the world is full of fellas, who will try to put you down
All you have to do is hold your head up high and stand your ground
No reason to retaliate, no reason to despise
Cause he hates himself enough when he's jerking off to guys
If you wanna fuck a fella, throw away your old umbrella
Cause it's raining fuckin' fellas from the sky
And if you're looking for a reason, call it fella fuckin' season
And get off your seat and go and fuck a guy
You've googled all the shemales, while your missus was asleep
And now it's time to muster up the spunk and take a leap
Starting with a sissy boy, who's got a girly bum
Before you know it, you'll be fucking truckers by the ton
If you wanna fuck a fella, you can do it acapella
But it's better when you do it with a song
Cause it's time to fuck a fella, we can do it all together
If you wanna fuck a fella, sing along
Cause the world is full of fellas, who are dying for a fuck
All you have to do is open up your door and take a look
There's fellas in the ocean, there's fellas in the sky
And some of 'em are gunning for a bumming from a guy
If you're scared to fuck a fella, don't be nervous, don't be yella
Simply fuck a fella standing by your side
Turn around and give a wink, maybe offer him a drink
Take him home and swallow all your pride
Don't knock it 'til you try it, is what grandpa used to say
And sure enough he used to fuck a fella every day
And Jesus Christ in heaven, even said it with a prayer
Well blessed be the fella fuckin' fellas everywhere
If you wanna fuck a fella, just go out and fuck a fella
There's a million fuckin' fellas you could choose
Fuck a butcher, fuck a baker, fuck a candelabra maker
Fuck a Black, a White, a Chinaman or Jew
Fuck a tinker, fuck a tailor, fuck an aerosol inhaler
Fuck a dracula, an actor or a cook
Fuck a genie, fuck Mussolini in a polka dot bikini
Cause if you're both con-sen-ting no one gives a fuck
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