"Don't Have The Cow" Lyrics

You should've listened to your mother
And ate your veggies when you were younger
You should have listened to your parents
And doubled up on your peas and carrots

Even though I eat meat
I appreciate the irony
Now that the cows are going mad

The vegetarians are laughing at us now
Well, this just makes me want to hate them even more
But if you indulge in that,
You're no smarter than the slab of meat you eat
The one that's now driving you mad

I hate to be an 'I told you so',
But I fuckin' told you so
Meat is murder and it's killing you
Now what the hell are you going to do?