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    "The Perfectionist" Lyrics


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    Ellery Sneed had one great need
    To do everything just right,
    If things were not planned and all done by hand
    He would ready himself for a fight.

    One afternoon while sitting alone
    He came to a great realisation:
    When it's his turn to die
    Will there be enough time for plenty of planned preparation?

    With a few minutes' thought his decision was clear,
    A fate most perfectly neat.
    Not a friend could remain to witness his death,
    So a terminal wine he would treat.

    The plan was to hold a very large feast,
    Serving his wine at the end.
    Joining the fun would be everyone
    He'd been calling his friend.

    Invitations went out, all guests did arrive,
    The meal looked a great success,
    Deciding the time, he brought out the wine,
    Up stood a familiar guest.

    'Here's a toast to our gracious host,'
    Said Ell's friend Billingford Bluffer.
    'Never in my life will I taste but a bite
    Of a more perfectly planned out supper.'
    This song was submitted on March 25th, 2006 and last modified on October 18th, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc..
    Written by James Crichton, Michael Sadler.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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