"I Wanna Be A Homosexual" Lyrics

I wanna be a homosexual by The Screeching Weasels

*intro*

I've got a little lisp,
and i've been working on my limp wrist,
see women are a drag, i think i wanna be faggot, man
a mincing ninny, prancing fairy, merry little queen,
a Bruce LaBruce wet dream, a nancy boy with wings,

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be,

Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass,
you rub your little when you see phoney dykes in penthouse magasine,
so whats the difference / Mr/ cream rinse, you just need a man,
a beefy leather fag, to take you out in drag, oh yeah!

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be,

Call me a faggot, call me a butt loving, fudge packing queer.
But I don't care 'cause it's the straight in straight-edge,
that makes me wanan drink a beer and be a pansy, and be a homo.

Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass.
You rub your puny thing, when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street.
Who wears short shorts? You wear short shorts.
You're so full of shit
Why don't you admit that you don't have the balls to be a queer.

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be a homosexual.