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    "A Front Row Seat to Hear Ole Johnny Sing [*]" Lyrics

    Shel Silverstein

    Now you know some fellahs, they want fame and fortune
    Yeah, and other fellahs they just wanna swing
    But all I wanted all my life
    Was a TV set and a truck and a wife
    And a front row seat to hear ole Johnny sing.

    Yeah the TV and the truck I got on credit.
    And I got that girl with a little old Woolworth ring
    And life was warm and life was sweet
    But still, it was kinda incomplete
    Without a front row seat to hear ole Johnny sing.

    Hey, John you walk the line,
    Do "Deelia" one more time
    And when you do them Cottonfields
    You warm this heart of mine.

    So, one day I thought, Hey, I'm gonna do it!
    (That's what I said)
    So, I mortgaged the farm and pawned her wedding ring.
    I sold the gold tooth out of my mouth
    And jumped in the pickup and headed South.
    For a front row seat to hear ole Johnny sing.

    I hit Nashville cold and wet and hungry.
    I said, "I'm here, bring him on let him do his thing."
    But they told me down at the Old Pit Grill
    I'd have to go all the way to Andersonville
    For a front row seat to hear ole Jonny sing.

    I found his house knocked on the door and it was opened
    By a brown-haired girl and a baby with a teethin' ring.
    I said "I seen you somewhere before
    But don't stand there and block the door
    I want a front row seat to hear ole Johnny sing."


    She said I'd have to go down to The Opry
    And the feller there said I'd have to wait till Spring.
    He said, "We've been sold out for months and months
    And this poor insane fellah wants
    A front row seat to hear ole Johnny sing."

    Well, he said a couple more things, and I started cryin'
    And then he laughed at me and that's when I started to swing.
    Well I bust through the doors in a roaring rage,

    Crawled over the crowd till I reached the stage
    For a front row seat to hear ole Johnny sing.


    Then some crazy guard started shootin'
    I shot back, and the next thing I know I was winged
    And on the floor
    When a guy in a voice kinda deep and low
    Says, "Boy that's a mighty long way to go
    For a front row seat to hear ANYBODY sing."

    And I guess that judge, he weren't no music lover.
    I got fifteen months but that don't mean a thing.
    'cause' yesterday in the prison yard
    A show come through and HAR! de HAR!
    I had a front row seat to hear ole Johnny sing.

    (chorus plus some typical Shel ranting and raving)
    This song was submitted on October 18th, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © T.R.O. INC..
    Written by Shel Silverstein.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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