One day I went to get Wade.
But Wade was at the diner drinking beer.
He was probably having sex, too, on the counter with the cash register.
I couldn't find Wade because he's too hairy to see,
and my beer is really big.
And I drink out of pee-pee cups. Pee-pee cups. Pee-pee cups!
Pee-pee cups are yummy to drink out of.
Because pee-pee cups make me hallucinate.
Not really, I'm just trying to copy David.
But Wade's a hairy guy who saves the world every day from Josh Balsley.
But Wade was at the diner drinking beer.
He was probably having sex, too, on the counter with the cash register.
I couldn't find Wade because he's too hairy to see,
and my beer is really big.
And I drink out of pee-pee cups. Pee-pee cups. Pee-pee cups!
Pee-pee cups are yummy to drink out of.
Because pee-pee cups make me hallucinate.
Not really, I'm just trying to copy David.
But Wade's a hairy guy who saves the world every day from Josh Balsley.
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