"3D Sex Show" Lyrics

Roll up, roll up
For one night only
Your listless poor and
You're lost and lonely

She'll only show you
If you don't know and
Scream at you through a
3-D sex show

Seedy sex
Through 3-D specs too

I think I like this
But I don't think I like this
Oh I think I like this
But I don't like to think this
I think I like this
No I don't think I like this
I think I like it like this
I think I like this

3-D sex show
3-D sex show
They have sex
So you don't have to
3-D sex show
3-D sex
You can watch them go
All the way

Fall in love
With MTV and
I can't touch you and
You can't look at me

Mouth to mouth
To the sound of music
Risk it all
By exchanging fluids

Lustful torments
In a tenement basement

I think I like this
But I don't think I like this
Oh I think I like this
But I don't like to think this
I think I like this
No I don't think I like this
I think I like it like this
I think I like this

3-D sex show
3-D sex show
They have sex
So you don't have to
3-D sex show
3-D sex
You can watch them go
All the way