"Friend Called Fred" Lyrics

I think I'm going slightly mad,
It might be all the dreams I've had
It could be all the things I've seen,
All of the things i wish I'd been.
I'd like to introduce to you
My friend called Fred u got one too
He's the guy who tells you what to do
He's the one who knows better than you
I kinda find it hard to sleep
So I try my hand at counting sheep
But all I got was repetition
Can't get to sleep by doing addition
My friend called Fred is always right
He has the last word every night
But now that really is a pain
Coz what he says is all the same

My imaginary friend,
Many's the time I wanna kill ya.
Know I shouldn't really moan,
But your always there when I wanna be alone.

My imaginary friend,
Many's the time I wanna kill ya.
Know I shouldn't really moan,
But your always there when I wanna be alone.

My friend called Fred is never bored,
He just steals what he can't afford
And no, he never gets the blame
Coz he just uses a false name.
Look at this guy who's stood by me
It's obvious he's out his tree
He's acting like a crazy man
But I think that's part of the plan

My imaginary friend,
Many's the time I wanna kill ya.
Know I shouldn't really moan,
But your always there when I wanna be alone.

My imaginary friend,
Many's the time I wanna kill ya.
Know I shouldn't really moan,
But your always there when I wanna be alone.

I think I'm going slightly mad,
It might be all the dreams I've had
It could be all the things I've seen,
All of the things i wish I'd been.
I'd like to introduce to you
My friend called Fred u got one too
He's the one who tells you what to do
He's the one who knows better than you

My imaginary friend,
Many's the time I wanna kill ya.
Know I shouldn't really moan,
But your always there when I wanna be alone.

My imaginary friend,
Many's the time I wanna kill ya.
Know I shouldn't really moan,
But your always there when I wanna be alone.

My imaginary friend,
Many's the time I wanna kill ya.
Know I shouldn't really moan,
But your always there when I wanna be alone.

My imaginary friend,
Many's the time I wanna kill ya.
Know I shouldn't really moan,
But your always there when I wanna be alone.

My imaginary friend,
Many's the time I wanna kill ya.
Know I shouldn't really moan,
But your always there when I wanna be alone.

My imaginary friend,
Many's the time I wanna kill ya.
Know I shouldn't really moan,
But your always there when I wanna be alone.