"Country Love Song" Lyrics

I made love to you all night long.
Then I got up, to write you a song.
I watched you sleep and I fell in love.
Must of been sent from heaven above.
Don't think you could ever do no wrong.

Then you farted
Oh baby you farted

First I thought it was kind of cute.
I suppressed a smile when heard your girly poop toot.
Then the smell came a wafting bye,
brought I little tear drop to my eye.
Think I'll go sleep out on the couch.

Cause you farted

It can make milk curdle,
make you're skin crawl,
make the paint peal off of the wall,
don't wanna sleep under the covers no more,
since the hot winds blew from out your back door.

Baby, it sure has been a gas,
but something up and died inside your ass.
Sure as hell that my name is Stephen,
It's about time that I got even.
Get ready for the magic I'm about to pass
oh, I think I shit my pants!