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    "Superhero" Lyrics

    Stephen Lynch

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    If I could be a superhero
    I would be Awesome Man
    I'd fly around the world
    Fighting crime
    According to my awesome plan
    And if I saw crimnals trying to lie
    Hurting other people and making them cry
    I'd haul them off to jail in my awesome van
    'Cause I would be Awesome Man

    If I could be a superhero
    I would be Drug-Free Boy
    Telling the world of the evils of drugs
    And all of the lifes they destroy
    Well I'd take all the junkie
    He's getting so high
    With their needles and bongs
    And their sticks made of tye
    As I burned them alive
    I would squeal with joy
    'Cause I would be Drug-Free Boy

    If I could be a superhero
    I'd be Immigration Dude
    I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes
    For eating up all of our food
    And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
    Like landscaping, dish washing, picking our fruit
    I'd pass alot of laws to get rid of their brute
    'Cause I'd be Immigration Dude

    If you could be a superhero
    Would you be Justice Guy
    Making sure people get what they deserve
    Especially women who lie
    Like if a wife left her husband
    With three kids and no job
    To run off to fuc*ing Hawaii
    With some doctor named Bob
    You could skin them and drain them of blood so they die
    Especially Bob
    Then you would be Justice Guy
    Or you could be more subtle
    I didn't mean to be vague
    Give her the mad cow disease
    Let him die of the plague
    As long as they suffer for their terrible lie
    Especially Bob
    Then you would be Justice Guy

    Yes then you would be
    A superhero like me
    This song was last modified on November 24th, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © Warner/chappell Music, Inc..
    Written by Sybil Lynch.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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