"Burritos" Lyrics

I don't want to go and party,
I don't want to shoot the pier,
I don't want to take the doggie for a walk,
I don't want to look at naked chicks and drink beer,
I don't want to do a bong load, and go and wrench on the car,
I don't want to hose the dog shit down,
Cause I ain't even gonna get out of bed,

I ain't gettin',
I ain't gettin' out of bed today,
I ain't gettin',
I ain't gettin' out of bed today,

Keep on skankin' Ronnie,
Skank the night away,
But the time is coming,
For us all to pay.

I don't want to watch no porno,
And I don't want to play guitar,
I don't want to spank the monkey,
I don't want to go down to the corner bar,
And I ain't even got to listen
To all the stupid shit you got to say.
I don't want to do a god damn thing.
I don't want to,
Want to leave my bed today
I don't want
Want to leave my bed today

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Keep on skankin' Ronnie,
Skank the night away,
But the time is coming,
For us all to pay

I don't want to eat burritos,
Or read about OJ.
No I don't want to get a head rush
Cause I ain't even gettin' out of bed today
I ain't got to leave my bed

I ain't gettin',
I ain't gettin' out of bed today,
I ain't gettin',
I ain't gettin' out of bed today,
No, no, no, no, no, no

Keep on skankin' Ronnie,
Skank the night away,
But the time is coming,
For us all to pay