"Don't Bring Lulu" Lyrics

Your presence is requested,
wrote little Johnny White.
But with this invitation, there is a stipulation.
If you attend the party, you'll all be treated right.
But there's a wild and woolly woman you boys can't invite.

You can bring Pearl,
She's a darn nice girl,
But don't bring Lulu.

You can bring Rose
With her turned up nose,
But don't bring Lulu.

Lulu always wants to do,
What the boys don't want her to,
When she struts her stuff around,
London bridge is falling down,

You can bring cake
Or Porterhouse steak,
But don't bring Lulu.

Lulu gets blue
And she goes cuckoo
Like a clock up on the shelf,

She's the kind of smarty
Who breaks up every party,
Hullabalooloo, don't bring Lulu,
I'll bring her myself.

We all went to the party,
A real high toned affair
And then along came Lulu,
As wild as any Zulu.

She started in to Charleston,
And how the boys did stare.
But when she did the Hula Hula,
then she got the air.

You can bring Nan with the old deadpan,
But don't bring LuLu.
You can bring Tess with her no and yes,
But don't bring Lulu.

LuLu has the reddest hair,
Redder here and redder there.
How can we boys keep our heads?
Bulls get hot when they see red.

You can bring peas and crullers and cheese
But don't bring LuLu.
Give her two beers and she hears four cheers
And she crawls up on the shelf!
When Lulu loves with feeling,
The boys all hit the ceiling.

Hullabalulu .....
Don't bring Lulu!

She'll come by herself.