"Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth" Lyrics

I never thought you'd be a junkie
Because heroin is so passe.
But today
If you think that I don't know
About depression and
Emotional pain
You're insaneor your
A fool who hasn't paid attention
To a word that I say.

In a wayI can't
Help but feel responsible.
I always knew that you were insane
With your pain.

But I never thought you'd be a junkie
Because heroin is so passe
Now a-day.
You never thought you'd get addicted
Just be cooler in an obvious way.
I could sayshouldn't you have got
A couple peircings and decided
May-be that you were gay.

In a way
I can't help but feel responsible
I always knew that you were insane
With you pain

But I never thought you'd be a junkie
Because heroin is so passe hey.
(repeat)