"He's Courtin' Courtney" Lyrics

I bought me a '38
I just got back from heavens gate
he's courtin' Courtney
I didn't think she'd get far
but now she's a fuckin' movie star
he's courtin' Courtney he's courtin' Courtney

she'll keep me in beer and cigarettes
and be my turtle dove
it's Courtney
she's the one I love

I don't want to be unkind
but she's the kind of girl'l make you lose your mind
he's courtin' Courtney he's courtin' Courtney
I help her spend her cash
I treat her just like trailer trash
he's courtin' Courtney he's courtin' Courtney

sugar spice everything nice
I don't need to heed your priceless advice
when I'm courting Courtney love

she'll keep me in beer and cigarettes
and be my turtle dove
it's Courtney
she's the one I love

think I'll throw a fit
I've made my bed I'm gonna lie in it
he's courtin' Courtney he's courtin' Courtney

courting I'm courtin' Courtney
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