"Chuck Testa" Lyrics

You probably thought this deer was alive
And this coyote was alive
And this pheasant was alive
They're dead
They've been taxidermized by Chuck Testa

I specialize in the most life-like dead animals anywhere
Period
Look at that antelope driving a car!
Nope, it's just Chuck Testa
Nope, Chuck Testa
It's just Chuck Testa

Oh no! There's a bear in my bed!
Nope! Chuck Testa

There's a leopard feeding on an Impala
Out on my deck
Nope, Chuck Testa

Did that rhino just order a drink?
Nope, Chuck Testa!

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(Nope, it's just Chuck Testa)
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Oh there's a bear in my bed!
Nope, nope (Chuck Testa)
Nope, nope, nope (nope)
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It's just Chuck Testa
Chuck Testa (nope)
Chuck Testa (nope)
Chuck Testa (nope)
It's just Chuck Testa

Oh no! There's a bear in my bed!
Nope! Chuck Testa

There's a leopard feeding on an Impala
Out on my deck
Nope, Chuck Testa

Did that rhino just order a drink?
Nope, Chuck Testa!