"Our Christmas Wish For You" Lyrics

May your board never be dinged
May your tan never peel, of this I sing
May a great white never turn you into stew
Let this be our Christmas wish for you

May your jams stay put when you wipe out
May your little surfer girl not get too stout
On your woody may not the termites chew
Let this be our Christmas wish for you

If you wake up from your sleep on Christmas morning
And find your stocking full of sand
Just pop this platter on your turntable
For the warmth of our sincerity in your hand

May your bullfrog always be in reach
May you not lose your car keys on the beach
May your record contract be renewed
Let this be our Christmas wish for you

May your skeg not take out your teeth
May you not eat the berries on your wreath
When you curl may your jams not fill with sand
And may peace reign on earth to all of man

And remember the Malibooz do rule
May you have yourself a real cool yule

Merry Christmas everybody
Merry Christmas everybody
Merry Christmas everybody
Merry Christmas everybody
Merry Christmas everybody
Merry Christmas everybody
Merry Christmas everybody