"The Tundra Rap" Lyrics

[Howard:] ..Do you know what it is about this place that can get to a man?

[Vince:] No?

[Howard:] Have a look, in here. What do you see?

[Vince:] Nothing?

[Howard:] Exactly. It's the nothingness.
[music starts]
The whiteness
The endless...ness
Stretching on beyond the human imagination
Desolation of the soul!
OH MY GOD......

Ice cold. nowhere to go.
Ice cold. nowhere to go.
Lost in the blinding whiteness of the Tundra...check him out.

They call him the shrew
Arms in shot
Then with the claw..

[Vince:]
I'm little Johnny Frostbite
Moving around
Freezing you up
Freezing you down
Like an icicle
Coming in your tent
In the big white
Freezer bite

[Howard +Vince:]
Arctic Death!

[Vince:]
Infinite Light

[Howard:]
Call me Tundra Boy
Because I move like an arctic

[Howard+Vince:]
LIZARD!

[Howard:]
When the blizzard strikes
I disappear like a pipe dream
All that is left is the gleam
Of a death bed

[Howard+Vince:]
Boosh, Boosh,
Stronger than a moose
Lock up your door or
We'll come for your roof top
Stop, look around (?)
Get your mind off the floor
Because the Boosh is loose
And we're a little bit cold..

Ice cold. Nowhere to go!
Ice cold. Nowhere to go!
Lost in the blinding whiteness of the Tundra!