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    "Cut Every Corner" Lyrics

    The Simpsons

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    Sherry Bobbins: Alright, children, let's clean up this room.

    Bart: Aw, man...

    Lisa: Do we have to?

    Sherry: Now, now. I know a little secret that will make the job go twice as fast.

    If there's a task that must be done,
    Don't turn your tail and run,
    Don't pout, don't sob,
    Just do a half-assed job.

    If you cut every corner,
    It is really not so bad.
    Everybody does it,
    Even mom and dad.
    If nobody sees it,
    Then nobody gets mad.

    Bart: It's the American way!

    Sherry: The policeman on the street
    Needs some time to rest his feet.

    Chief Wiggum: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!

    Sherry: And the clerk who runs the store
    Can charge a little more
    For meat

    Apu: For meat!

    Sherry: And milk

    Apu: And milk!

    Sherry & Apu: From 1984!

    Sherry: If you cut every corner,
    You'll have more time for play!

    All: It's the American way!
    This song was last modified on October 18th, 2016.
    Copyright with Lyrics © FOX MUSIC, INC..
    Written by Al Jean, Alf Clausen, Michael Reiss.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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