"Oh Oh Reality Show" Lyrics

Just a little hint how to mess up a kid,
stick him in front of the boob tube and
watch his I.Q. drop, like a rock.,

Oh plug me into my PS3,
all day long I'm on my Wii,
there's not enough X's on my X Box,

Yea this is our family owned circus side freak show,
'Cause this is the Oh Oh Reality,
Oh We got the Trailer Park Boys,
So You Think You Can Dance or The Pussy Cat Dolls
teach your kids how to sell their souls,

If they're treatin' you like you're just some Joe Shmoe,
You got to fight back and let those little punks know,
this ain't a free ride so pack your stuff up and go,
you gotta stop drop and roll, Rock & Roll,

Now this is our family owned circus side freak show,
no this ain't no Joe Shmoe,
'Cause this is the Oh Oh Reality,
Oh We got the Trailer Park Boys,
So You Think You Can Dance or The Pussy Cat Dolls
teach your kids how to sell their souls,

Oh in the red corner Ozzie's still drulling'
and his Cut- Man is Kiss' Gene Simmons,
and it looks like a standing-8-Count,
it's goin' to the judges and the fat lady sings,

'Cause this is the Oh Oh Reality,
Oh We got The Trailer Park Boys,
So You Think You Can Dance or The Pussy Cat Dolls
teach your kids how to sell their souls