"The Boner Song" Lyrics

It's hard to go to work with a Boner!
It's hard to drive a car with a Boner!
It's hard to mow the lawn with a Boner!
It's hard to go to sleep with a Boner!

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-Baaaaaah!

It's weird to pet your cat with a Boner!
It's weird to hug your mom with a Boner!
It's weird to host thanksgiving with a Boner!
It's weird to feed your kid with a Boner!

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-Baaaaaah!

Never trim your hedges with a Boner!
Never make a promise with a Boner!
Never slam a door with a Boner!
Never write a sketch with a Boneeeer!