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    "Hooker With A Penis" Lyrics

    Tool

    Album:
    track 7
    Aenima [1996]
    Genre:Alternative, Metal, Rock
    Duration:00:04:34
    Rank:1,855 (+5,536) history »
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    Lyrics

    I met a boy wearing Vans, 501's, and a
    Dope Beastie tee, nipple rings, new tattoos that claimed that he
    Was OGT,
    After '92,
    From The first EP.

    And in between
    Sips of Coke
    He told me that
    He thought
    We were sellin' out,
    Layin' down,
    Suckin' up
    To the man.

    Well now I've got some
    A-dvice for you, little buddy.
    Before you point the finger
    You should know that
    I'm the man,

    And if I'm the man,

    Then you're the man, and
    He's the man as well so you can
    Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

    All you know about me is what I've sold you,
    Dumb fuck.
    I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

    I sold my soul to make a record,
    Dip shit,
    And you bought one.

    So I've got some
    Advice for you, little buddy.
    Before you point your finger
    You should know that
    I'm the man,

    If I'm the fuckin' man
    Then you're the fuckin' man as well
    So you can
    Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

    All you know about me is what I've sold you,
    Dumb fuck.
    I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

    I sold my soul to make a record,
    Dip shit,
    And you bought one.

    All you read and
    Wear or see and
    Hear on TV
    Is a product
    Begging for your
    Fatass dirty
    Dollar

    So...Shut up and

    Buy my new record
    Send more money
    Fuck you, buddy.
    This song was last modified on June 19th, 2016.
    Thanks to Bryan, APC and Snap for the contribution to this song.
    Copyright with Lyrics © BMG RIGHTS MANAGEMENT US, LLC.
    Written by ADAM JONES, DANIEL CAREY, JUSTIN GUNNER CHANCELLOR, MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN.
    Lyrics licensed by LyricFind.

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       kouta55 says:
      011-11-2011 14:39
       
      i think its tittled like that coz hooker with a penis can fuck you back like he fucked that boy back... or something
       boomsmack says:
      030-04-2010 01:14
       
      excellent song, and i am grateful for that douche in the 501's for the inspiration!
       Spikezilla says:
      023-02-2007 06:18
       
      Tool is amazing
      this song is amazing.
      Enough said
       Wraith_2005 says:
      012-10-2005 03:38
       
      HAHA! awesome song...Yea, I bought a record, and unlike that dumbass kid being sung about, I'm greatful for this artists lyrics.

       dudekrulz says:
      016-08-2005 06:06
       
      Totally awesome song.

      We can priase Tool
       TheBubbleBoy says:
      015-07-2005 15:59
       
      Loved it, finally a kick in the ass to all those people who accuse each and every single band who doesnt give away her albums as "Sell-outs"
      ugh, hate those
       Arizona13ay says:
      021-06-2005 05:08
       
      Good Song Almost Makes Me Feel Guilty About Downloading Music.



      016-05-2005 03:07
       
      TOOL IS GOOD FOR YOUR SOUL!
      I love it how they put everyting together so well, with it sounding so great!
      Bow down for Tool
      Great job!
       Severon says:
      028-03-2005 01:52
       
      Tool's not making fun of their fans, they're expressing their anger to everyone who doesn't know what 'selling out' is.

      Maynard must have been extremely angry when he wrote this, 'cause you can hear him whispering things throughout the song, especially around 1:42.
       fjaks says:
      001-12-2004 03:13
       
      OGT is Original Gangster Tool...The song is basically making fun of Tool's own fans...Quite humorous.
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