"Frankel's Lament" Lyrics

I've forgotten everything
in my little mouse size bed
in a county hospital
with a tiny bandage around my head
you've just got a broken ankle
snap out of it frankel

Images are coming back to me
when i close my eyes i see
how i got my injury
coz i attempted beastiality

Frankel its ur past ur seeing
u tried making love to a human being

Frankey all the things you could have been
that is now impossible to be
now ull never realise ur dream
to be a world champion at frisbee

Now im back in walking therapy
and theyre saying bend your knee, katie bend your knee
but my name is not katie
and ill never throw a fucking frisbee

luke sky walker look at him
he saved the galaxy with a prosthetic limb

frankey all the things you could have been
that is now impossible to be
now you'll never realise your dream
to be a world champion at frisbeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Something is flying at me
like plastic sperm on a really weird keyring
its my future i see
a long grey life of parking fines
but life is fine

But frankle your a mouse dont be silly
even with all four limbs
you couldnt play frisbee
but frankle you will always have your dreams
coz anything is possible you'll seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

its just bullshit
just insert happy ending here