"Gate To Nowhere [Album Edition]" Lyrics

I was walking through a garden
When I smelt something retarded

I walked further through the shit
Til I found some huge pit

But before this was reached I found a bear
But in front of the bear.......

WAS THE GATE TO NO WHERE
THE GATE TO NO WHERE
GATE TO NO WHERE
WAS THE GATE TO NOWHERE

I was looking for my change
But I found the motherFUCKING

GATE TO NOWHERE
TROUBLED YOUTH YEAH
YEAH YEAH YEAH
KEEP THE CHANGE

(Foot solo)

TROUBLED,
YOUTH
MOTHER FUCCCCCKEEEEER