"Biccy Wiccy" Lyrics

Johnny:
Girl, shake
You got what it takes
You, girl, just won't stop me from bein' your date
And I know that you are the one
You make the sun shine like a Wagon Wheel
You make me feel like the last Tunnock's in the tin
To be eaten with a cup of tea in ma kitchen, yeah

Janet:
I've always wanted someone just like you

Johnny:
You're my biccy wiccy

Janet:
You throw up on women, that's true

Johnny:
Show me a tricky, tricky

Janet:
But out tonight in the club

Johnny:
Let's get sticky, sticky

Janet:
It was me that you covered in flub

Jonny:
In flub, yeah

Janet:
It wasn't Donna or Louise

Johnny:
Me can't breathe

Janet:
You chose me to empty your goods upon

Johnny:
I wanna empty all my other stuff too

Janet:
And that must mean I'm special; I'm the one

Johnny:
Doesn't matter
Well, it's gonna stick like glue

Janet:
That we were oh-so-close
You spewed up on my clothes
It wasn't Donna or Louise

Johnny:
Who wants Donna or Louise now?

Johnny:
'Cause you are my girl; you're my biscuit
I'll say it again in case ya missed it
I'm gonna dunk you just like a biscuit
And I'm wantin' a change; I'm gonna risk it

You are my girl; you are my biscuit
I'm gonna say it again 'case ya missed it
I'm gonna dunk you just like a biscuit
Yeah, I'm wantin' a change, I'm gonna risk it