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"Cat's In The Kettle" Lyrics

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Did you ever think when you eat Chinese,
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you don't complain.
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein.

Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfield's on my fork.
He's purrin' here on my fork.

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon,
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and you'll never know,
Once they wrap it up in dough, boy.
They fry it real crisp in dough.

Chou Lin asked if I wanted more

As he was dialin' up his buddy at the old pet store.
I said "Not today. I lost my appetite.
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight."
I was suckin' on a Rolaid and a Tums or two,
When I swear I heard it mew, boy.
And that is when I knew,

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eatin' there at noon.
They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purrin' there on my fork.
There's a hair-ball on my fork.
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AddedNovember 11th, 2010
Last updatedMarch 7th, 2022
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