"Dr. Online" Lyrics

(Everybody online?)

It's the beginning of the end
You want things to go faster
It's the beginning of the end
Now everything's too slow for you
It's the beginning of the end
You are one step closer
It's the beginning of the end
Say Amen

1-800-SUICIDE
Or maybe Doctor Online could help you die
You need wings to fly
You need someone
To take your place
When you are gone

Is the beginning of the end
You know nothing last forever
A beginning of a trend
You need someone there to care for you
Is the beginning of the end
I don't think you understand
Just a beginning of a flatline
Together

1-800-SUICIDE
Or maybe Doctor Online could help you die
You need wings to fly
You need someone
To take your place
When you are gone

1-800-SUICIDE
Or maybe Doctor Online could help you die
You need wings fo fly
You need someone
To take your place
When you are gone

Thank you for calling 1-800-SUICIDE
If you wish to self terminate by electric shock, press 1.
For termination by overdose, press 2.
If you would like to make a reservation to visit our drowning pool, please press 3.
For termination by hanging, please press 4.
For death by self Inflicted gunshot, press 5.
To speak to a representative, stay on the line.
If you do not wish to die, please hang up now.

1-800-SUICIDE
Or maybe Doctor Online could help you die
You need wings fo fly
You need someone
To take your place
When you are gone

1-800-SUICIDE
Or maybe Doctor Online could help you die
You need wings fo fly
You need someone
To take your place
When you are gone