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"What I Like About Jews" Lyrics

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What I like about Jews
They're really cool guys.
Abused by the Germans and the Romans but they took it in stride
Yeah!
They have big noses and they have big ears
They get nine allergies 9 months out of the year
But that's cool
That's what I like about Jews.

What I like about Jews
They're circumcised
If you wonna buy a big TV, they'll get it at a real good price
Yeah!
They say things like "I'm so faklenz I could plotz!"
And they don't really like to eat hot dogs
I don't too
That's what I like about Jews.X3

"Oh my allergies! its terrible!
It stings in my eyes something awful!
Oh! oh! oh, this bagels stale! yeah!"

Oy vey!
Oy vey!

What I like about Jews
Are their advice
They can be holy men but still have kosher sex with their wives
Yeah!
Boys make bar mitzvahs when they reach 13 years
They can't marry Christians and they cant marry queers
That's the rules
That's what I like about Jews.
What I like about Jews
That's what I like about Jews.

oy! oy vey!
OY! OY! OY! OY!
oy vey!
OY! OY! OY! OY!

"I don't like aeroplane very much!
The peanuts they serve make me nauseous!
And the turbulence is just awful!
I have very low bone mass
And it makes me frail! oh! oh, its so drafty in here!
Could ya, could ya shut that window?
Could ya, oh. no, now its to stuffy.
No, just open it a crack. yeah, oh it smells stale in here!
Could I, could I have a bag of potato chips?
Just, I just want one chip,
That's all I want. okay, you cant have one can you? no,
you just gotta have another chip!"
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AddedFebruary 5th, 2018
Last updatedMarch 7th, 2022
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