"I Am Cow" Lyrics

I am Cow
Hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on a barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter's
Made from liquid from my udder
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo!

I am cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am cow,
I am cow, I've got gas.

I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From B.C. to Newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow,
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow,