"Missing Guru" Lyrics

In a temple shape like a fabric cake
Way out in the middle of Texas
Holier than thou
Phony Guru
Story was there to protect us
He was eating up the hot?
Whilst his followers dined on rice
He was a low down freaky swammy?
With a heart twice as cold as ice
Heart twice as cold as ice
Laid up in dark in a crowded room
Where is wife?
Tell all the young girls he could touch their souls
And he could touch their smooth tight skin
Parents turned a blind eye
Left their children in his holy care
While their daughter were being mistreated
They just prayed and stayed unaware
They prayed and they stayed unaware
Finally somebody called the police
They took him away in chains
Convicted of child molestation
He'll never see that temple again

Who knew, the missing guru
Who knew, the missing guru
Who knew, the missing guru
Tell me, be honest, did you

Before they could punish that Hindu
He vanished in the dead on night
With the help of some people companions
He took a vow they would never take him alive
And he was spotted deep in mexico
In a blue Rolls Royce wheelchair
Rings on his fingers, bells on his toes, flowers in his hair
Flowers in his hair
He might be over in the far east sitting cross
Laying on a mountain high
Wearing some dirty filthy ___? city get up
In the deep dark hole where he hides

Who knew, the missing guru
Who knew, the missing guru
Who knew, the missing guru
Tell me, be honest, did you
Who knew, the missing guru
Who knew, the missing guru
Who knew, the missing guru
Tell me, be honest, did you

Well, it's been 10 years
Maybe longer
And he still ain't paid for his sins
While the women still suffer from the twisted deeds
From the one they could only ___?

Who knew, the missing guru
Who knew, the missing guru
Who knew, the missing guru
Tell me, be honest, did you
Tell me, be honest, did you
Tell me, be honest, did you
Who knew, the missing guru