"A Heartfelt Song" Lyrics

I hope you like the taste
I hope you like the taste
I hope you like the taste of my unwashed taint
'Cause one day you'll wake up with my ass upon your face

I hope you like the taste
I hope you like the taste
I hope you like the taste of my left testicle
'Cause one day you'll wake up with my ballsack in your face

Why don't I meet your qualifications?
Think about my situation
Deep down you gotta know it just ain't right
I don't mean to be malicious
It's just that I'm delicious
And I think that you should have a bite
(Of my ass)

I hope you like the taste
I hope you like the taste
I hope you like the taste of a man done wrong
I hope you like the tasteless nature of this song
But most of all I hope you like the taste of my dong
'Cause one day you'll wake up
With my wiener on your face
(And in your mouth)