"Bubble Man With G-Rated Lyrics" Lyrics

You shall be pwned! Once I have thrown: Bubbles! Bubbles!
My tools are clean! By that I mean: Bubbles! Bubbles?!

You're in trouble, make it double, I'll reduce you to mega rubble
You will crumble, I won't fumble, yeah you heard me, I did not mumble

Oh, Mega Man you've messed with the wrong robot this time
Face my wrath, I'm gonna clean your clock with a big bubble bath
I've got soap and water too
I'm gonna mix it all together and make some bubbles
Which I'll use for pwning you!
You better shave if you don't want to be pwned with stubbles!
...on your face.

I will scuttle you with bubbles, then I shall dance or perhaps I'll juggle
You won't escape my spiky aquarium of doom, and what's more:
I had Chipotle for lunch, now there's bubbles galore!
I am like a submarine!
Your little cannon cannot penetrate this hull man
Invincible as Wolverine
As long as you do not have metal blades like Metal Man

Ah, Mega Man, you've finally arrived.
Wait, are those metal blades?