"Ask Me Anything" Στίχοι

I like to call this full-disclosure hip-hop.

You want to know,
then I'll try to tell you how it is,
There isn't ever much,
Cracking the coconut hoping to get me to open wide now,

If you want to know now,
then all you have to do is ask me,
I don't have a thing to hide,

I walk in the office of my orthodontist and
without a warning my jawbone is already pried,
and honestly I never lied,
Second to none,
If I pucker my lips and I lick 'em, I'm lookin' to kick an impeccable pun.
I don't kick it like Beckham,
I kick it like Beckham a decade ago and I run
My mouth.
You think I'm a megalomaniac, a lout?
I'll be begging to differ.

Try sticking a flute or a piccolo
Up a particular part of your pecker but I'll let you kick it though.
I'm out. I'll chuck up deuce, a biggalo,
I'm crackin' a Michelob,
And I give a toast,
Then I trickle a bit in the gutter for all of my bigger bros
and I walk it out now.

If you want to know, then
all you have to do is ask me,
not a thing to hide,
I'm trying to be totally open now all the time, though.

If you want to know, then
all you have to do is ask me,
not a thing to hide....