"Friends of Mine" Lyrics

I know a guy
And his name is Burt
He has superpowers
So he never gets hurt
He's Burt
I'm talking about Burt

And he knows Bruce
Who lives with a goose
And he never drinks anything
But pineapple juice
He's Bruce
I'm talking about Bruce

These are characters
In my mind
You could search the world
And you'll never, ever find
Bruce and Burt

And I know a lady
And her name is Jan
She went to Iran
And got a purplish tan
It's Jan
Her name is Jan
(Her name is Jan)

She knows Margo
From a town called Fargo
And she never takes a trip
Without a bunch of cargo
It's Margo
Her name is Margo

These are characters
In my mind
You could search the world
And you'll never, ever find
Margo and Jan
Or Bruce and Burt
(Burt...)

Do you ever think
About such things?
You might think
I'm a ding-a-ling
And that's okay
(That's okay)
That's okay
(That's okay)

Cause God gave me
An imagination
Whenever I use it
I get a vacation
In my day
(In my day)
In my brain
(In my brain)
I'm not insane
(I'm not insane)
I'll tell you about Elaine

I know a salamander
Named Elaine
And she was born
On a little toy train
It's Elaine
I'm talking about Elaine

And she got married
To a bug named Doug
And they live in a house
Underneath a Persian rug
It's Doug
Elaine and Doug

And These are characters
In my mind
You could search the world
And you'll never, ever find
An Elaine and Doug
Or a Margo and Jan
Or a Bruce and Burt
(Burt...)

And These are characters
In my mind
You could search the world
And you'll never, ever find
An Elaine and Doug
Or a Margo and Jan
Or a Bruce and Burt
(Burt...)

Or a cow named Curt
(Moo...)
Or a fish named Frankie
Or Big Bad Billy
Or Nancy the nanny