I thought I'd make a living off of mason jars
In case I fail at something that's from the heart
CHORUS
But I found out it was only worth like three bucks
and there are no returns so I'm kind of stuck
So I just stuck it on the shelf right there
And I fill it with the whiskers that I pick up
I thought I'd make a living on the Price Is Right
But you know I could never afford the flight
Besides, what, just to play the game
I mean besides they'd probably never say my name
REPEAT CHORUS
I thought I'd make a living on the Mega Millions but
I only got one number right
And I had to go to three gas stations at eleven o'clock at night
REPEAT CHORUS
And they'll bring me luck
In case I fail at something that's from the heart
CHORUS
But I found out it was only worth like three bucks
and there are no returns so I'm kind of stuck
So I just stuck it on the shelf right there
And I fill it with the whiskers that I pick up
I thought I'd make a living on the Price Is Right
But you know I could never afford the flight
Besides, what, just to play the game
I mean besides they'd probably never say my name
REPEAT CHORUS
I thought I'd make a living on the Mega Millions but
I only got one number right
And I had to go to three gas stations at eleven o'clock at night
REPEAT CHORUS
And they'll bring me luck
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